Reading: I’m Sorry, But These Jokes About The Upcoming Conclave Are Waaaay Funnier Than They Should Be

I’m Sorry, But These Jokes About The Upcoming Conclave Are Waaaay Funnier Than They Should Be

Last updated: April 22, 2025 7:30 pm

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The internet is *fully* locked in for the upcoming conclave because anyone who saw the movie Conclave thinks they’re conclave experts now.

A Swiss Guard stands outside the ornate facade of St. Peter's Basilica, with crowds and flower arrangements visible in the foreground — Anadolu / Anadolu Agency via Getty Images

With that said, here are the funniest jokes about it:

1.

Three religious figures, in traditional robes and red caps, share a light for their cigarettes against an orange-brown wall — Focus Features/renegadeapostle/x.com

2.

Man in formal suit ties red ribbon on large wooden door, as onlookers observe solemnly. Image relates to an official ceremony or event

3.

Tweet by Leon Sjogren: "This is gonna be the most closely watched conclave yet (mainly because we now all know what a conclave actually is)."

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Person in festive costume with a red beret and cross necklace dances energetically in a lively room, with others in similar attire celebrating

5.

Split-screen image of Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle, with casual text suggesting Twitter users campaign for him at a papal conclave — Getty Images/ PopulismUpdates/x.com

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Tweet humorously suggests being in a conclave involves friends voting to choose a leader for life

7.

Promotional poster for "Conclave Untucked" featuring Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, John Lithgow, and Isabella Rossellini — Focus Features /Courtesy Everett Collection/x.com

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Tweet by Andrea Junker: "If you hate the Pope because he is too 'liberal', I have some very bad news for you about Jesus."

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Tweet joking about the next Pope receiving a year's supply of cosmetics and a $200,000 cash prize

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A person in red clerical attire holds a paper, looking upwards. The image is a tweet discussing the movie "CONCLAVE" releasing on Prime Video tomorrow — Focus Features/firagawalkwthme/x.com

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Tweet by Cait: "There is a non-zero chance we hear the phrase 'DEI Pope' this year."

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Tweet about mistakenly learning of the pope's death through a fanfiction summary, posted by user @Klaine8468

13.

Tweet by user: "It’s amazing that Conclave will get watched like a Christmas movie every time a pope dies now forever."

14.

Tweet by user @NILES100 saying, "fine I’ll watch conclave. this marketing campaign is getting ridiculous," with 1.1M views

15.

Tweet from Sophia Benoit: "I've read 6 tweets and now I'm all in on Cardinal Zuppi."

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A person dressed as a clergyman with a caption humorously asking, "can you lock the fuck in." — Focus Features/markamatony/x.com

17.

Tweet by user Sarah: "Register as a Catholic now to vote in the primary."

18.

Woman in cozy setting typing on a laptop, referencing the Vatican and genuine love in the humorous text above — New Line Cinema / courtesy Everett Collection/notgwendalupe/x.com

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Tweet reads "News: Pope Francis has died, the Vatican says. Conclave Fans:" followed by an image of concerned characters from The Simpsons

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Tweet joking about Pope Francis being reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' baby, with over 3.7 million views

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Tweet by @lukasbattle: "Everyone who watched conclave should be able to vote for the next pope we are one of you now."

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Tweet from @ConnorEatsPants asking humorously about the timing of Pope tryouts

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Man in formal religious attire with a pensive expression, tweet caption reads: "He's ready." — Focus Features/svershbow/x.com

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Tweet jokingly compares the Catholic conclave to the Super Bowl, noting unknown teams, unseen plays, and everyone being 140 years old

26.And lastly:

Tweet with a cardinal in formal attire looking serious, suggesting a humorous contrast to a film experience — Focus Features/GLASSPARX/x.com

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